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BIO

"Definitely not a comedian"
- John Smith
"Don't see his show"
- Anne of Green Gables
Most likely born and raised in complete isolation with nothing but instruments keep him company, Whit was late to develop people skills of any kind. However, upon discovering the world is not flat in 2008 he made it his mission to watch documentaries on VHS as often as possible. When he learned of the Internet in 2011 he discovered a sense of humor. He continued watching VHS tapes ironically. Whit is fluent in Chinese and is attempting to learn English. He hopes one day to pass for a native speaker of both languages.
"Negative Two Stars"
- general consensus on Yelp
"Definitely not my brother"
- definitely Whit's brother
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